My Last Fuck Headstone

Did your last fuck finally bite the dust?

Don't let it be forgotten!

We understand that some losses are heavier than others. These beautiful hand-carved headstones ensure that everyone from your nosy neighbor to your overly demanding boss knows the exact coordinates of your current emotional capacity.

Perfect for the cynic, the overworked, and the emotionally retired. Order yours before you run out of patience for the ordering process.

Volcano Agate hand-carved headstone carving — Volcano Agate, also known as volcanic agate or lava agate, is a grounding stone associated with resilience, strength, and personal power. It is believed to be connected to the Earth's primal forces, promoting stability, transformation, and a sense of rooted confidence. This hand-carved Volcano Agate carving is also thought to shield against negative energies and foster emotional strength.

Opalite hand-carved headstone carving — Opalite is often associated with spiritual connection, communication, and emotional healing. This hand-carved Opalite carving is believed to enhance communication on all levels, especially spiritual, and to clear energy blockages in the chakras and meridians. It's also said to promote inner strength, encourage self-expression, and aid in overcoming stress and anxiety.

Afghan Jade hand-carved headstone carving — Afghan Jade's meaning is rooted in healing, protection, emotional balance, and promoting abundance. It is a type of serpentine, sometimes called Bowenite, known for creating a protective energetic shield, fostering confidence and inner peace, and aligning with the heart chakra to support emotional wounds and compassion. This hand-carved Afghan Jade carving is believed to bring clarity, calm turbulent emotions, and attract prosperity.

Note: Gemstone healing properties are based on personal beliefs and experiences, and they should not replace professional medical advice.

Volcano Agate Headstone — Has UV Reaction

Size: 2.6 In

Weight: .20 Ibs

Process: Hand Carved

Message us directly for more pictures and video.